Wednesday One-Litters
Little girl to mother: I don't wanna be a lawyer anymore, when I grow up I wanna be a cat! –Chelsea Woman to friend: I mean, he's just so anti-social! He has like 19 cats! –Lafayette & Prince Girl...
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Middle aged man: I feel as though methamphetamines don't destroy your mind so much as ruin your body and make you cover it in tattoos. It's not like they were on heroin.Companion, nodding his head:...
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Hot black girl: Where did summer go? Now we're all back to wearing glasses and snorting Adderall… or taking it with water. –24th St & 3rd Ave Guy to friend: If I just gave up speed I'd totally be...
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Hipster girl staring at bike locked to sign: Why would anyone steal just the front wheel of a bike?Hipster guy: To buy heroin. –Grand & Driggs Overheard by: Adam
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Hipster #1: So she said he couldn't get it up?Hipster #2: Yeah, but she's not sure if it's just all the heroin or that he's actually queer.Hipster #1: But I mean, isn't that the case for every dude...
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Architecture professor: You're all nodding off. Go splash some water on your face. Methamphetamines… Go out in the hall. Have any of you tried methamphetamines?Class: No.Architecture professor: No? How...
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Creepster: Hey there… do you like drugs? … How about Gandhi? –Chambers &and West Broadway Girl on cell: So I opened the envelope on the train… Yeah it was heroin. –W 46th Ave Bum: Excuse me! Hey,...
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20-something bum: Excuse me, miss, can I please have a cigarette?Young woman smoking: Sure.20-something bum: Thank you so much. I just took a huge hit of heroin and a cigarette after is the balls.Young...
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Woman: Oh! I got you some Xanax for your wedding day. –14th & 9th Guy: I don’t call myself an alcoholic any more. I find it really hard to separate out my shit like that. –Washington Square South...
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